听力题 W: I''d like to report a mugging. M: Okay. Can you tell me exactly what happened? W: Well, I was walking home from work when this woman knocked me right off my feet, seized my stuff, and ran off. I was so scared that I didn''t go after her. M: Can you describe the woman for me? W: Yeah. He is quite tall, about six foot three. M: Wait. You said a woman robbed you. W: Well, I''m not really sure. You see, the person was wearing a white dress, a light red sweater over it, and she or he was wearing a pair of basketball shoes. M: Hmm. What else can you remember? W: Well, the person...has a beard. M: Ah! What was, uh, taken exactly? W: Well, just my left shoe. Strange, isn''t it? M: Ah. The "Bearded Woman" has struck again! W: The "Bearded Woman"? M: Well, this "Bearded Woman" is a man. He dresses up like a woman and, for some unknown reasons, likes to take the left shoe from his victims. He''s really harmless and usually returns the shoe to the crime scene a couple of days later. W: Hey, he can keep my shoe, and I''ll just take off my left shoe every time I walk through the park.