A Henpecked Husband and His Wife　　

There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money.
One day, the small man came home very excited.
“You will never guess what happened to me today, dear.” he said.
“I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!”
“That is wonderful!” said his wife delightedly. 

“But how could you afford to buy the ticket?”