Western people have their meals in the following order:first is appetizer, next soup, then formal meals, later salads, and finally are desserts, tea or coffee.

A waiter said “Sir, what would you like?”

A customer answered “I haven’ t seen the menu, could you please bring me one?”

The waiter replied “Here you are, sir. The Chinese dishes are listed on the left, and the meals are on the right. ”