单选题 .  I am not sure that I can draw an exact line between wit and humor (perhaps the distinction is so subtle that only those persons ean decide who have long white beards), but even an ignorant person may express an opinion in this matter.
    I am quite positive that humor is the more comfortable and livable quality. Humorous persons, if their gift is genuine and not a mere shine upon the surface, are always agreeable companions. They have pleasant mouths turned up at the corners, to which the great master of Marionettes has fixed the strings and he holds them in his nimblest fingers to twitch them at the slightest jest (笑话). But the mouth of a merely witty man is hard and sour until the moment of its discharge. Nor is the flash from a witty man always comforting, but a humorous man radiates a general pleasure.
    I admire wit, but I have no real liking for it; it has been too often employed against me, whereas humor is always an ally; it never points an impertinent (不礼貌的) finger into my defects. A wit's tongue, however, is as sharp as a donkey's stick—I may gallop the faster for its prodding (刺戳), but the touch behind is too persuasive for any comfort.
    Wit is a lean creature with a sharp inquiring nose, whereas humor has a kindly eye and a comfortable girth. Wit has a better voice in a solo, but humor comes into the chorus best.
    Wit keeps the season's fashions and is precise in the phrases and judgments of the day, but humor is concerned with homely eternal things.1.  The author's attitude toward wit can most accurately be described as ______.
【正确答案】 A
【答案解析】 判断推理题
   根据文章倒数第一、二、三段的第一句话对比可以得出作者对wit的态度应该是很谨慎地欣赏,故A正确。
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   我不确定我能准确地划分智慧和幽默的界限(也许区别是如此微妙,只有那些长白胡子老人才能断定),但即使是一个无知的人,也可以在这个问题上发表意见。
   我相当肯定,幽默是更加令人舒适、更生活化的一种品质。幽默的人,如果他们有真才实学而不只是徒有其表的话,总是令人快乐的伙伴。他们令人愉快的嘴角会因为来人而张开,就像是木偶大师握住手中的线,用他极其灵巧的手指就可以触动人们对于笑话的反应。但是稍有点智慧的人往往很难放松,直到紧张解除的那一刻。智慧的人并不能总是给予人们安慰,但幽默的人却能传播一种广泛的快乐。
   我钦佩智慧,但我并不真正喜欢它;它常常与我作对,而幽默总是与我结盟,它从不鲁莽地指出我的缺点。然而,智者的批评就像驴的蹄子一样尖锐——我也许可以跑开以摆脱它的刺伤,但其背后的触动对任何安慰来说都是很具有说服力的。
   智慧是一个有着敏锐探究性鼻子的犀利的家伙;而幽默却有关怀的眼神和坦荡亲切的胸怀。智慧是独奏曲中悦耳的声音,而幽默却是最动听的合唱曲。
   智慧跟随季节时尚,拘泥于时代的措辞和判断,而幽默却淳朴温暖,意味深长。