| One day a man went into a chemist's
shop(药店)and said, "Have you anything to cure a headache?" The chemist took a bottle from a shelf, held it under the gentle man's nose and took out the cork(瓶塞). The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his face. "What did you do that for? he said angrily, as soon as he could get back his breath. "But that medicine has cured your headache, hasn't it?" said the chemist. "You fool, "said the man." It's my wife that has the headache, not me!" |